I really try hard not to laugh at some of the things Baby B says to us when she’s doing something she’s not supposed to be doing, but some days it’s way harder than others. Baby B’s latest thing seems to be making excuses, so below you’ll find some of her current favorites, which aren’t just one-time excuses; she uses them repeatedly.
Me: “Baby B, no running! Walking, please.”
Baby B: “I not runnin’. I’s just skippin’.”
Me: “Baby B, don’t (insert whatever misbehavior you want here).”
Baby B: “I’s not. I’s just fixin’ it.”
Me: “Baby B, come back here, please. It’s time to go to bed.”
Baby B: “I’s just takin’ a break.”
Me: “I think you need to take a break in bed because it’s time to go to bed.”
Baby B: “I’s got to take a break on the green chair.”
Me: “Take a bite of your cheese.”
Baby B: “I not take a bite. It’s too hot.”
Me: “Well then I guess our fridge is broken!!”
