Lather, rinse, repeat

Here is a list (not an exhaustive list) of phrases I would like to never utter again for the rest of my life, in no particular order:

  • Keep your feet to yourself.
  • Keep your hands to yourself.
  • Just eat your dinner.
  • Sit in your chair, on your bottom or your knees.
  • If you would sit in your chair like a normal person, you wouldn’t fall off.
  • Get off the coffee table. It is never okay to sit/stand on it.
  • Stop standing on the recliner.
  • The bar stool is not for climbing on.
  • Stop spinning in the computer chair.
  • JUST EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!
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One Response to Lather, rinse, repeat

  1. Carrie says:

    LOL at this, because BOY can I relate!! LOL

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